If Metal was a woman.....

If Metal Was a Hot Chick You Were Copulating With

(a study of different sub-genres)

Death metal: She strangles you with the umbilical cord of her 3rd-trimester aborted child and chops off your testicles with a rusty knife, then urinates on your corpse.

Progressive metal: She ignores you completely and masturbates instead.

Black metal: She drags you to the forest and sodomizes you with a crucifix, then accuses you of being a Zionist, communist homosexual and stabs you to death. She then burns your body for the glory of Odin and offers herself to a goat.

Power metal: N/A. No hot chick listens to power metal. Unless you're a chubby-chaser.

Doom metal: She whines about you thrusting too fast, then begins sobbing. She wonders why no one understands her, passes out from too much absinthe, and you don't get laid that night.

Grindcore: She gets you off in 30 seconds or less.

Folk metal: The session ends in disgust before it really started, because flutes simply aren't meant for certain orifices.

Thrash metal: You both have really sloppy, fast-paced sex then never see her for years. When she shows up again, she's gained 40 pounds, and she's bald.

Metalcore: You have awesome sex, and then you find out she's 15. You get arrested.

\mmmm/

Pic : google.

Birthday Song.

Creation
The cup of morning coffee
is a separate existence
the dishes are a journey
to the edge of the world and back.

Waking up is being born
And so the candles on the cake
are torches raised in honor
to another year gone by

"Sing happy birthday
like it's gonna be your last day,
like it's hallelujah"

You hum softly to yourself
and don't just let it go by
put on a smile, see yourself
in the mirror, know it's real

Listen to the music
in your head
as the whole world
sings your happy birthday song.

And you pleasantly hum along.


PIC : \Google/
1. Related : I assume perfect birthday in this way only. (MayBe!)
2. Unrelated : Love the movie "bridge to Terabithia" and my love for it made me put this sketch.

HappyNextYear ?

Another day, another year,
Another moment, another tear,
Many days, and many pains,
Many pours, of daily rains,
But now it comes, to start a new,
For all the things that I've gone through,
More brings less,
Less memories,
Less pain,
Less lies.

Welcome to IIT.

First thing : almost 80% of download from my server was porn.

Second Thing : one chut even downloaded Gwar song named "pre-skool Prostitute" cause he thought that the song is some porn too.

heights of pervertness and Stupidity :|


PS : CLick for the full view.
PPS : got nothing to do, was highly bored :D

\MS Paint/

Musical Discoveries # 1 : Laura.

Laura is an Australian post-rock band that at first listen, I must admit, sounds like every other post-rock band out there. Though, they did grow on me after a couple of listens. And with every listen, I hear something new from them which is quite an amazing feat to achieve when you’re a band in a sea of similar-sounding bands. Subtle electronics, huge wall of sound, cathartic build-ups, atmospheric calm parts, cello, piano, “twinkling guitars”, steady drumming, minor vocal parts, amazing melodies, CATHARSIS. Laura has it all. And they don’t sound boring and bored (which is a feeling I get when listening to some of the similar-sounding bands). The songs are long, but they don’t drag.

If You Like:
Explosions In The Sky, Mono, 65daysofstatic

Laura - Mapping Your Dreams
http://www.mediafire.com/?4dryx9szgcy

Laura’s myspace

http://www.myspace.com/lauranoise

Laura’s website

http://www.wearemappingyourdreams.com/